Season Joined: Fall 2019
Birthday: July 22nd or whenever you want if it means cake
Major: Interplanetary Relations
Hometown: Lawrenceville, GA
About Me: Jason’s passions include: practicing guitar, watching ‘toons, and folding his hands neatly in his lap. Jason learned to ride a skateboard specifically to spite Kiara and makes sure to skate past her really fast every single day. Jason lives to make people laugh—almost literally. He is currently transitioning to being sustained entirely by laughter and photosynthesis because that’s much easier than wooing a rich accountant girl, and how else is he supposed to eat if he’s chasing a career in comedy writing? When Jason isn’t with Divine Comedy, he can be found nowhere. They don’t really let me out, please send help.
Characters played in Headliners (Movie Parodies)
Gilbert - The Bell Tower of Terror
Cronie 1 - Back to the Future is as Bright as Your Faith