Season Joined: Winter 2017
Position: Head of Video Team/Director/Editor/Guy Who Stands Behind Podium To Assert Authority
Birthday: None of your business
Major: Media Arts
Hometown: Logan, UT
About Me: One time, I was at a Boston Red Sox game and I thought I saw J.J. Abrams like 20 rows in front of me. When he left the stadium I did the only creepy thing I’ve ever done, and I followed him out to a gift shop. It WAS J.J. Abrams! He offered me a job. Not really, that’s why I work with DC still. But one day, I’ll finally make real Hollywood movie and I’ll see J.J. in a board room when he’s old like current Spielberg and I’ll tell him the story and he’ll say “I remember you. There was a twinkle in your eyes and I knew you’d make it.” Then we’ll be best friends. Also, Skyler is a liar, Anne Hathaway is great in The Devil Wears Prada. And he’s not a Director, he does camera stuff. Oh geez, this is too long. Okay, I like to write, direct and edit and I love Lord of the Rings and Stranger Things and… they’re playing me off… okay, thanks to the Academy, I couldn’t have gotten here without you, okay… okay I’ll leave.
P.S. My wife demanded I mention her in my bio. She’s the wind beneath my wings and all that.