Season Joined: Winter 2018
Position: Producer and Director
Birthday: The day right before Harry Potter's
Major: Communications, Media Arts minor
Hometown: Lake City, FL
"A fraudulent hack that should never touch anything creative."
- J.J. Abrams
"The only thing I despise more than vegetables is Lance."
- Ron Swanson
"He belongs on the other side of the Wall."
- Donald Trump
"Lance is worse than Capitalism."
- Bernie Sanders