Season Joined: Fall 2019
Position: Poster Boy
Birthday: September 21st
Hometown: In the dark, or Arlington, Texas
About Me: Shane Dawson likes the Dante Alighieri books, too. Shane Dawson went to Idaho and thought it was pretty. Shane Dawson rolled down four flights of stairs on purpose. Shane Dawson would have gotten into anime and hip-hop a lot sooner if things had gone differently. Shane Dawson's jaywalk is flawless. Shane Dawson will probably look like a short L. Tom Perry when he's old. Shane Dawson can talk your ear off about comparative restaurant operation procedures. Shane Dawson wants a pair of black Converse with a red Corellian bloodstripe. Shane Dawson wants a hug and some shawarma, too, but understands if that's not how you express love.