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Birthday: June 23, 1986
Season Joined: Fall 2005 Major: Theater Dating Status: Romance and I don’t really belong in the same room. I am to stay at least 500 yards away from all activities directly or indirectly related to affectionate, wistful, passionate, or optimistic. Any holding of hands or unnecessary flirting and a chip surgically placed in my left temple begins violently shocking my retina causing me to go into spastic tremors. However, if any of you young men don’t mind a little twitching and a smoking eye… I’m all yours! Home Town: I used to live in a post card. Literally! If you look really close you can still see my outline. My family owns an ice cream/custard/sandwich/jewelry/ceramic cow shop. Our house was actually attached to the store. I started managing the place as a young’n so I have learned how to booss people around who are twice my age, height, and maturity level. Home State: Come children. Gather around and I shall tell you of a magical land full of cheese curds and flannel. Ah yes. Wisconsin. Where every home is ornamented with taxidermies and every freezer overflowing with custards. We all cheer on the Packers and no one is ever alone. About Me: Me is on of the more common pronouns used in today’s society. It is a good way to refer to one’s self without going into the third person. Similar words such as I, myself, and it’s not you it’s me, can effectively be used in its place. Recent studies show that peple who use the word Me at least 65 times a day are less likely to develop Heart Disease or friends. Webster’s dictionary defines Me as “Why the heck are you looking this word up? You moron, go back to Wisconsin!” Random Facts: My name is Lisa. I love music, art, dancing, rock shows, long boarding and theater. My favorite play is Much Ado about Nothing. I love palm trees and warm weather. I love the music in Sunday in the Park with George. I also like to listen to *GASP* Opera! If you hadn’t guessed I am single (did you catch that or shall I repeat.) Single, uno, solitude, lone, unfortified, freestanding, independent by circumstance. I love nice gentlemen and I melt when they speak a foreign language. Something about controlled jabber confuses and interreges me. My favorite food is Sky Line Chili. I do not like olives but I acknowledge their existence. the best video game on the planet is Beyond Good and Evil. I have two awesome brothers. My bike currently has a flat tire. I adore Whatchamacallits but I rarely purchase one. Why? I suppose that is one of the mysteries of life. |